Ridiculous Conversations Like This Don't Happen in Letters

I miss spontaneous stupidity, letters are usually a bit more serious (and not really all that spontaneous, compared to a real-time conversation). Part of a chat between Eric and I from June 11th, 2010:

12:20amMe
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1285579/Eggs-straordinary-Harriet-hen-crack-record.html

12:26amEric
 I wonder what your mom would say if her chicken did that

12:26amMe
lol
would you feel safe eating that egg?

12:27amEric
no sir

12:27amMe
lol!
could have a sea monster inside!
or a baby giraffe!

12:27amEric
yeah, a gargantuan mutant chicken with laser beams comin' outta his eyes

12:28amMe
yeah, and tanks for legs!

12:28amEric
yeah, and machetes for arms!

12:28amMe
yeah, and aerosol spray and a match for flamin hair!

12:29amEric
yeah, and feathers made out of diamond!

12:29amMe
yeah, and six electric guitar strings for a tongue!

12:30amEric
yeah, and a cannon ball for a stomach!

12:30amMe
yeah, and an earring made of gold!

12:31amEric
yeah, only one earring, in his left earring. And a heart that pumps pure baby tears!
oops, his left ear
I'm tired

12:32amMe
and his screech that sounds like a car crash!
me too
two others just started talkin to me and I want OFF!

12:33amEric
oh no
tell 'em to am-scray

12:33amMe
I will, I'll say I'm just getting off

12:33amEric
tell 'em you left your tuba in the oven

12:34amMe
Oh no! I did that FOR REAL! I was wonderin what that fat smell was

12:34amEric
oooohhhh BOY! Cheeeeeeesey

12:34amMe
pheewy, you said it, palpalpal

12:35amEric
Yeah, palpus

12:35amMe
yuck

12:35amEric
Papist

12:35amMe
lol

12:35amEric
Paper

12:35amMe
uh ok
that's quite enough

12:35amEric
PayPal

12:35amMe
go to bed!

12:35amEric
I am! I'm sleep messaging
that's why they're so stupid
I won't remember any of this, lucky me

12:36amMe
oh boy, this gonna go on all night?